I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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