we're blogging at a bar
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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