you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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