she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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