So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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