You're so nebulous sometimes
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
