Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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