That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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