i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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