i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Randomize
