Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
vagina is talking i cant
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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