Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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