I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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