So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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