I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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