bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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