Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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