How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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