just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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