Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Randomize