we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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