I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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