He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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