READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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