dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
