what if I'm pregnant?
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finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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