why didn't you poke me back
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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