Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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