I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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