What a fucking waste of an outfit
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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