come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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