That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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