I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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