Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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