We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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