i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Semen is not good for contacts.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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