People in love make me want to vomit
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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