you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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