I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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