she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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