I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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