Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
porn star boner night. come get it.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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