I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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