she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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