its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
