love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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