but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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