This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
