Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
