let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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