Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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