just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
My ATM looks so different sober.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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