i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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