She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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