she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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